Anti Moral Panic – cotton towel


From imaginary satanic cults, "kids these days" and McDonald's hot coffee spills to "cancel culture" and the collective mind-loss over the existence of trans people, America is made up of a single psychotically extended moral panic and it's WAY past time for us to get a fucking grip.

• 100% combed Turkish cotton
• Just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry
• Absorbent fabric
• Made extra soft with the new AirJet Technology
• Pre-shrunk for additional durability