You’ve found my shop.

Behind each design below you’ll find one or more bits of sweet, sweet custom-designed merch.

Twenty-five percent of all profits go to BLM and adjacent causes here in Portland, with charity-specific designs noted.

If you don’t see your size/style/color, hit me up here or on social media. To see when new stuff hits the shop, sign up below!

PORTLAND SOCCER
Thorns Metal logo
Death Metal Timbers
Wy-East Skull Axes
YC/DC
CLUB OVER CARETAKERS
Gut the Flounders
Foxy Adult
Yes Pittie
I Want Your Goals
Rooted
Spread the Schadenfreude
Gothic PTFC Rose
Sunshine Supporters
SCUSA soccer heart
Thorns Metal logo
Death Metal Timbers
Wy-East Skull Axes
YC/DC
CLUB OVER CARETAKERS
Gut the Flounders
Yes Pittie
Sunshine Supporters
I Want Your Goals
Rooted
SCUSA soccer heart
Gothic PTFC Rose
Foxy Adult
Spread the Schadenfreude
PORTLAND CULTURE
John Muir - Into the Forest DARK
John Muir - Into the Forest
Rose City Kitty
Cascadian Doug
John Muir - Into the Forest DARK
John Muir - Into the Forest
Rose City Kitty
Cascadian Doug
ANTI-FASCISM
Guillotine
No Riffs for Fascists
Iron Front Streisand Effect
Thoughts & Prayers
All Crows Are Brilliant
Iron Front Streisand Effect
v
Anti Covid Front
Guillotine
No Riffs for Fascists
Iron Front Streisand Effect
Thoughts & Prayers
All Crows Are Brilliant
Iron Front Streisand Effect
v
Anti Covid Front
POP CULTURE, I GUESS?
Anti Moral Panic
Get in the Sea
Scream Inside Your Heart
Katzenkotze black metal
Mothra FC Kaiju Soccer
Fat & Lazy Running Club
What We Do In The Shadows
Isabel Ash
Anti Moral Panic
Katzenkotze black metal
Mothra FC Kaiju Soccer
Fat & Lazy Running Club
Scream Inside Your Heart
Get in the Sea
What We Do In The Shadows
Isabel Ash
INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL
Away Goals Rule
Rose City Kitty
1.FC Union Berlin
STFU ALEXI
Go on my son
FC Union Berlin metal logo
Rose City Kitty
STFU ALEXI
Away Goals Rule
Go on my son