Selma the duck for President
In these troubled times, what more perfect candidate, what finer nominee for the highest office in the land than a bright yellow non-phthalate avian bath toy?
Goose our enemies? With a bounce in her step! Use the presidency to feather her own nest? Don’t say that to her face without duc– without dodging quickly!
Selma will shed the encroaching evils of terror, stagflation and hockey moms like water off a … well, yes. Just like that. And she’s down with sending Congress the bill.
Selma the duck for President.
Download this badge — carefully crafted (in a moment of weakness) by yours truly — and add our country’s saviour to your own little piece of the interweb.
You’ll sleep peacefully tonight, fair citizen, knowing that you have done your part.
September 5th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
You know how I get when you call me “fair citizen”.
No, seriously, what other designer would indulge my duck’s yen for power?
This is too, too awesome.